’ Vicky scoffed, but smiled. ‘This is what I get for a dating a professor…’ I reached into my backpack and handed her my copy of the textbook. ‘Lucky for you you’ve got the instructor’s copy to read. Annotated and highlighted by yours truly.’ Vicky flipped through the pages and scoffed. ‘This right here is exactly why the university doesn’t want us dating each other.’ ‘It’s not exactly cheating,’ I said, sitting back down at Milton’s desk. ‘You’d get the same tips from Spark Notes.’ Vicky didn’t reply, she had already started reading, so I got to work as well. It wasn’t ideal, but considering that the only time we had physically seen each other in the past two weeks was during our shared class, it was a blessing to be in the same room as each other, alone, even if circumstances forced my attention away from her. Except I couldn’t keep my attention on my thesis for longer than five minutes at a time. I hadn’t thought it through. Vicky’s very presence was a distraction. I didn’t really. A man went to see his doctor, “Doc, I’m constipated, I haven’t been in nearly a week.”So the doctor examined him, gave him some laxatives and sent him on his way.Two days later, the guy is back, still nothing.So the doc gives him some more powerful ones and sends him away.Again he’s back, demanding that the doc does something and quickly.The doc says “I’ve got these experimental ones, but they work in thirty seconds, they are so powerful I can’t send you home with them so you have to use the public toilet across the street. Our toilet is out of action and won’t be fixed for at least 10 days.”“So, before I give them to you, I need to see you make the toilet in less than 30 seconds.”So the doc gets out a stopwatch, says GO, and the guy starts running, down the stairs, across the pavement, dives between cars almost causing an accident, into the toilet and puts his hand out the window as a signal.When he gets back, the doc says “I’m sorry, it took you 38 seconds, I can’t give them to.
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